Another one of those "you can't make this sh** up moments. Good lord, what would have happened if the son had burned the bacon too? Mass slaughter? Notice we see mention of a son and a daughter, but not a mom. Just sayin'. You think that maybe mom left this charming gourmand, here identified as dad HARRY A. WOODS III?
INVISIBLE MOTHER ALERT
http://www.examiner.com/crime-in-norfolk/father-jail-after-dispute-with-son-over-burned-biscuits
Father in jail after dispute with son over burned biscuits
Dave Gibson, Norfolk Crime Examiner
January 17, 2012
East Alton, IL - Last week, police arrested Harry A. Woods III, 43, after he allegedly attacked his son and held a meat cleaver to his throat. The violent episode began over a batch of burned biscuits meant for a Sunday breakfast, according to Sgt. Charles Keshner of the East Alton Police Department.
Woods’ daughter placed the biscuits in the oven and left to visit another relative, reminding her family to keep an eye on them, police said.
However, no one checked the baking biscuits and when the elder Woods discovered they had been burned, he became enraged, turning his anger on his son, Harry Woods IV.
The younger Woods reportedly told his father: “They’re just burnt biscuits, we’ll make more.”
Apparently, that did not sit well with the hungry man who then smacked his son over the head with a serving platter, bit his finger and threatened to kill the 24-year-old with a meat cleaver, according to police.
Woods has been charged with aggravated battery and held on $20,000 bond.